a-smile-that-i-dont-believe-in:
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
i showed this to my boyfriend and he started to cry
Because of how accurate it was.
when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings
(Source: battasenpai, via phantom-cock-atoo)
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
(via phantom-cock-atoo)
i’ve never skydived before but i’ve zoomed in on google maps really fast once
(via askaoiandfriends)
George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.
George Takei is flawfree.
WHAT THE HELL IS WITH PEOPLE CONFUSING “WOMEN” AND “WOMAN” LATELY?
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO’S NOTICED THIS?
(via x0x0-simply)
The Very Potter Seamus Finnigan is a perfect representation of your average british teenager.
(Source: harryjamespotter, via dontevergrowupinneverland)
